People always go on about how depressing January is, but I’ve always felt February to be much worse. Gone is the optimism of the new year; only to be replaced by potential heartbreak two weeks in.
Trust Beaulieu, though, to offer salvation in the form of Things To Do.
It’s called February Fun; and if you’re anything like me, you’ve been sold on the name alone. God, I love alliteration.
So what’s going on? How about James Bond? That do anything for you?
Bond in Motion showcases 50 original vehicles from the James Bond franchise. It’s the largest exhibition of its kind ever to be staged anywhere in the world, featuring some of the best-loved and most iconic vehicles from the films.
What vehicles? Only the Lotus Esprit S1, affectionately nicknamed ‘Wet Nellie’ from The Spy Who Loved Me; and the Rolls-Royce Phantom III used in Goldfinger.
And you can follow a special trail around the exhibition and “exercise your code-cracking skills” (yes please!) for the chance to win a Bond goody bag! Then you can have your picture taken in a genuine Bond vehicle – GOD I wish I lived closer.
There’s also an Army Commando course care of the Marchwood based 17 Port & Maritime Regiment. There you can kit yourself out in army camouflage before joining real soldiers on a patrol exercise, have fun on an inflatable assault course and – dear lord! – test your aim on a Laser Shotgun Range!
Not forgetting the National Motor Museum, which boasts over 250 vehicles and the World of Top Gear!
And the “On Screen Cars” exhibition! New for 2012, it showcases a number of TV and film favourites such as Del Boy’s iconic Reliant Regal from Only Fools and Horses, Mr Bean’s Lime green Mini and – ho yes – Chitty. Chitty. Bang Bang.
Why not? It sounds incredible, doesn’t it?













